Let the laughter be with you. There’s no Dark Side here, it’s all wit and light fun. Why? Because Star Wars fans may be absolutely dedicated but they know there’s a lighter side too. So buckle up in a comfy armchair and enjoy these Star Wars rippers from a long time ago in a galaxy, far far away…
I’ve Been Waiting For You, Obi-Wan… To Tell You Some Great Star War Jokes
“Through laughter, I gain strength.” Tell these to your Star Wars clones and you’ll have them, as Yoda would say, “Out loud, laughing, tears in, up doubled.”
- Why did Star Wars movies get released in the order of 4,5,6,1,2,3? In charge of scheduling was Yoda.
- Why did Chewbacca take asylum in the Ecuador embassy? Because he was being pursued for Wookieleaks.
- Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the Dark Side.
- What’s Jabba’s favourite restaurant? Pizza Hutt of course.
- What is Jabba’s middle name? The
- How do you cook a Wokkie steak? Make sure it’s a little chewy.
- What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to Luke Skywalker when he was having trouble with his Chinese meal? “Use the forks, Luke.”
- What did Obi-Wan say to Luke when he gave Luke his lightsaber? Saber the moment Luke.
- How does Wicket get around Endor? Ewoks.
- And why does he hate playing backyard cricket? Because they use him as the Wicket.
- Luke… I’m reading a book on Force levitation….I can’t put it down.
- How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? He could feel his presents.Where is the best place to shop for a lightsaber? The Dark Maul.
- What kind of money do they use in space? Starbucks.
- How warm is it inside a tauntaun? Lukewarm.
- What happens in the morning on a Star Wars set? The Force Awakens.
- Where do you find all the facts about Star Wars? Look up wookieepedia.
- Why can’t you count on Yoda to pick up the tab? Because he’s always a little short.
- And why is he such a good gardener? Because he has a green thumb.
- What advice did Obi-Wan give at the rodeo? “Use the horse Luke.”
- What is R2D2 short for? Because he has little legs.
- What do Gungans put things in? Jar Jars
- What is Darth Vader’s favourite food? Sith-kebabs
- Why couldn’t Princess Leia find love? She was looking in Alderaan places?
- Who did Luke go to for advice after he lost his hand? Han Solo.
- How do Jedi say goodbye? See ya leia.
- Is BB hungry? No, BB-8
- What do you say to your Star Wars friends? Yoda best.
- Two Star Wars fans got married. In their vows they said, “Yoda Obi-Wan for me.”
- Two Star Wars fans go to a bar. One says to the other, “Let’s get Sith -Faced.”
- What program do you use to view PDF files? Adobe-Wan Kenobi.
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