25 Hilarious Pick-Up Lines

Pick-up lines may be corny, but you’ve got to start somewhere. And if you can get them smiling, the battles half won. So take a deep breath, march across the room and give it your best line. And if you’re short of the magical ice breaker try one we’ve prepared for you…

Btw, these pick up lines are so good you’ll be returning to Yellow Octopus for some boyfriend gifts or girlfriend gifts… and maybe even some naughty gifts.

> There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it. 

> On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

> There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

> My friends bet me I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in this bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

> Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I was touched by an angel.

> Hey, can I follow you home? My parents told me to follow my dreams.

> Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

> Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

> Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?

> Do I know you? Because you sure look like my next boyfriend.

> If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

> Well here I am. What are your other two wishes?

> How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.

> WOW! When God made you he was showing off.

> You know what you’d look really beautiful in? My arms.

> Feel my t-shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material.

> Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?

> See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

> You might be asked to leave soon. You’re making all the other girls look bad.

> Let’s play a game, winner dates loser.

> Are you going to kiss me, or am I going to have to lie to my diary.

> Are you talking to me? What, no. Well please start then.

> Excuse me. I was just blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

> Were your parents aliens, because there’s no one else on earth like you.

> Wow. You’re so gorgeous you made me forget my pick-up line.

So, best of luck. And if you strike out, it’s not cry, cry again. It’s try, try again. In fact, keep trying until you’re ready for some boyfriend gifts or girlfriend gifts.

Tom Raider

Tom Raider

Our wily wordsmith, Tom, is a key weaver of yarns and the chief storyteller at Octopus HQ. Tom writes words of wit and wisdom which can be read on Yellow Blogtopus. He also helps pen the praiseworthy product descriptions that help you decide what you feel like purchasing from us. Along with our Marketing Maestro, he helps brain storm and devise new plans for how to spread the name of Yellow Octopus to deserving Australians from Kakadu all the way to King Island.