“What can I say? The camera loves me!” says our favourite one-eyed monster. He’s right. Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc. was hilarious in the film. But he’s even funnier in these memes because the memers love him! 

Before we start, why does Mike Wazowski have two eyes in some of these memes?

It’s the Mike Wazowski-Sulley face swap. It’s why Mike Wazowski has two eyes—his face is photoshopped with Sulley’s face in the image. We all know that Sully was serious while Mike was silly, so this meme combines the personalities of the seriously silly. And it makes for a hilariously awesome Mike Wazowski meme. 


The 10 best Mike Wazowski quotes from the movie

What can I say? The camera loves me!

Yeah, we can keep her. I’ve always wanted a pet… THAT COULD KILL ME!

Whew! You got any deodorant I can borrow?

 Scary monsters do not have plaque!

Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you’re looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Tell me it’s a new haircut. It’s got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Something has been inserted in you that makes you look… Listen, I need a favour. Randall was working late last night out on the scare floor. I really need the key to the door he was using.

You played dodgeball? I loved dodgeball! Of course, I was the ball.

Go ahead, go grow up.

Hey, good morning, Monstropolis. It’s now five after the hour of 6:00 A.M. in the big monster city. Temperature’s a balmy 65 degrees – which is good news for you reptiles – and it looks like it’s gonna be a perfect day to maybe, hey, just lie in bed, sleep in, or simply… WORK OUT THAT FLAB THAT’S HANGING OVER THE BED. Get up, Sulley.

I love you schmooksie poo!

I think I have a plan here: using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city and release it into the wild.

Oh, that darn paperwork! Wouldn’t it be easier if it all just blew away?

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