MERRY CHRISTMAS MESSAGES: Funny & Cute For Friends & Family

 

Merry Christmas Wishes For Friends And Family

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Keep calm and have a merry Christmas.

 

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My happiest Christmas memories are with you. Merry Christmas!

 

3.

Merry Christmas to someone who is clever, beautiful, funny, and reminds me a lot of myself.

 

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Merry Christmas from one legend to another.

 

5.

Just wanted to wish you a merry Christmas so I can go back to opening my presents.

 

6.

Christmas is special because I’m sharing it with you.

 

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I hope Christmas is as relaxing for you as boxing day is for Santa.

 

8.

Merry Christmas from my family to yours.

 

9.

May the force be with you. Merry Christmas.

 

10.

Merry Christmas. Now, where’s Grandma’s Christmas pudding at?

 

11.

Merry Christmas and may your life be filled with peace, laughter, love, happiness and goodwill.

 

12.

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal.

 

13.

May your Christmas be decorated with laughter, love and lots of hugs.

 

14.

Thanks for being awesome and merry Christmas.

 

15.

Wishing you the best that life can bring this Christmas, because you bring the best out of life every day.

 

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You’re the cherry on top of my already merry Christmas. I love you and merry Christmas.

 

17.

I love you even more than I love Christmas.

 

18.

You light up my life like a Christmas tree. Merry Christmas!

 

19.

You’re the reason for this merry Christmas season.

 

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Merry Christmas. I’m glad you’re here this year to share my Christmas cheer and beer.

 

21.

May Santa bring you everything you deserve. Merry Christmas legend!

 

22.

I’m glad we get to spend Christmas together. Love you and happy Christmas!

 

23.

Wishing you peace and joy this Christmas season.

 

24.

This Christmas, may your cup be filled with eggnog, tree with presents, and heart with love.

 

25.

Let us cherish our friends and family this holiday season. With love, merry Christmas.

 

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Wishing you a merry Christmas filled with hugs, happiness and lasting memories.

 

27.

May your Christmas lights brighten your home, your ornaments brighten your Christmas tree, and your friend and family brighten your Christmas day.

 

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Merry Christmas for yesterday. I didn’t forget… I wanted to make it last longer.

 

Funny Merry Christmas Messages

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Christmas is society’s way of telling us to eat more pudding and drink more eggnog.

 

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I was going to buy you a Christmas sweater, but thought you’d like a bottle of wine more. Happy Christmas.

 

3.

Forget about the past you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present – I didn’t get you one.

 

4.

I bought you a super expensive bottle of wine for your Christmas present. It tasted fantastic.

 

5.

Old enough to know the truth about Santa, smart enough to pretend you don’t.

6.

Youth is when you’re allowed to wake up early on Christmas and stay up late on new year’s eve. Middle age is when you have to.

 

7.

May your Christmas be half as exciting as the Christmas movies on TV.

 

8.

Christmas. Because I don’t give a damn if it’s merry.

 

9.

At least if you’re alone on Christmas, you don’t have to share the turkey.

 

10.

Merry Christmas to one of the few people I actually look forward to seeing on the holidays.

 

11.

Yay! Only 365 days until Christmas.

 

12.

Merry Christmas to the family member I’m least ashamed to be related to.

 

13.

If there weren’t re-runs of Christmas movies on TV, I would have definitely come to your Christmas party.

 

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Merry Christmas to someone who I care about almost as much as myself.

 

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Forecast for Christmas: a strong chance of alcohol and self-indulgence.

 

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I’d have made you a Christmas pudding if I knew how to use the oven. Merry Christmas.  

 

17.

I’m so sorry you’ve reached an age where pop-culture marketers are no longer targeting you at Christmas time.

 

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I searched for a long time to find the perfect Christmas message for you, but just ended up with this.

 

 

Cute Merry Christmas Messages For Partners, Girlfriends And Boyfriends

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I love you more than I love receiving Christmas presents.

 

2.

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

 

3.

You are the angle atop my Christmas tree.

 

4.

With each passing Christmas, I love you even more.

 

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You’re the reason I’m excited for Christmas.

 

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I couldn’t find the words to express how much I loved you… so I asked Santa for them as my present. But even Santa and his ten thousand elves couldn’t find them.

 

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Merry Christmas. I hope your day is as nice as your face.

 

8.

Happy Christmas, baby.

 

9.

My Christmas wouldn’t be merry without you.

 

10.

I love your Christmas hugs and Christmas kisses.

 

11.

Your Christmas present is big, warm, and fuzzy – a big Christmas hug from me!

 

12.

Am I happy to be spending Christmas with you? A: Yes B: C C:B

 

13.

You’re cuter than a basket of puppies on Christmas morning.

 

14.

I hope your Christmas is as special as you are.

 

15.

I don’t only want to wrap you a special xmas present; I want to wrap you up in my arms.

 

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You’re more beautiful than Elsa, you smell like lavender, and your face is like a sunrise.

 

17.

You should know there’s no point getting me a Christmas gift. Since I have you, I already have everything I want.

 

 

Happy Holidays Messages

1.

May the magic of the holiday season last the entire year.

 

2.

Wishing you the gifts of the holiday season – peace, joy, and hope.

 

3.

Happy holidays. Now, where’s the wine?

 

4.

Wishing you a happy, relaxing, and heartwarming holidays.

 

5.

May your turkey be warm, you beer cold, and your holidays happy.

 

6.

Wishing you and your family a happy holiday.

 

7.

Happy holidays and remember to love the giver more than the gift.

 

8.

Roses are red, life without would you be grey, that’s why I’m wishing you a happy holiday.

 

9.

Holidays are the calendar’s way of telling us to treat ourselves.

 

10.

Happy holidays legend!

 

11.

Happy holidays you spoon full of sugar.

 

12.

Get wild, have adventures and be a holiday hero.

 

 

Merry Christmas And A Happy New Year Messages

1.

Wishing you lots of Christmas cheer and a happy new year.

 

2.

Merry Christmas and remember January 1st brings the first blank page of a 365 page book. Write a good new year for yourself.

 

3.

Merriest Christmas greetings and the happiest wishes for the new year.

 

4.

Congratulations for your achievements this year, wishing you success in the year to come.

 

5.

Happy Christmas and a merry new year. I mean, have a merry Christmas and happy new year!

 

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May the magic of the holidays persist from Christmas, to new year’s eve and beyond.

 

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Merry Christmas and a happy new year – may you get some awesome presents and achieve all your new year’s resolutions!

 

8.

I wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year.

 

9.

Wishing you a merry Christmas and your happiest year yet for 2018.

 

10.

Let this year’s challenges become next year’s opportunities.

 

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May your Christmas bring everything you hope for and your new year bring everything you didn’t even dare to hope for.

 

 

Merry Christmas Messages For Best Friends Forever

1.

Best friends are awesome. Well, at least yours is. Merry Christmas from your bff!

 

2.

Even though being best friends means we end up on Santa’s naughty list, I want you to know I think it’s totally worth it. Love you and merry Christmas.

 

3.

If you had no Christmas presents I’d give you some of mine. (Unless they were expensive).

 

4.

To me, ‘Best Friend Forever’ means you.

 

5.

Merry Christmas to a friend of a friend who I now like more than the original friend.

 

6.

I love you because we hate the same people.

 

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You drink too much. You swear. You get me in trouble. You’re everything I ever wanted in a best friend.

 

8.

You and I are like fat thighs. We always stick together.

 

9.

I’m pretty sure we’re more than best friends. We’re like a really small gang. Merry Christmas gangster.

 

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Our laughs are loud. Our memories are priceless. Our Christmases are jolly. Our friendship is the best present I could ever wish for.

 

 

Merry Christmas Wishes For Facebook

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I almost sent you a real Christmas card, but thankfully my internet connection came back. Merry Christmas!

 

2.

Hey there, it’s just me wishing you a merry Christmas on Facebook because everyone else is.

 

3.

Santa’s got no wifi atm, but he told me to wish you a merry Christmas on Facebook.

 

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I don’t remember adding you on Facebook. I don’t know who you are. But anyway, merry Christmas and a happy new year!

 

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Merry Christmas! May you get more presents than Facebook posts.

 

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Wishing you a merry Christmas is so important to me I’ve taken time out of doing nothing to send you this.

 

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If only there was an even lazier way than Facebook to wish you a merry Christmas.

 

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I’m wishing you a merry Christmas on your Facebook wall in the hope you’ll wish me a merry Christmas on mine…

 

 

 

 

No you havw your merry christmas messages sorted, make sure you have awesome happy birthday wishes for your friends and family. Simply check out these birthday messages to find the perfect wish.

 

Tom Raider

Tom Raider

Our wily wordsmith, Tom, is a key weaver of yarns and the chief storyteller at Octopus HQ. Tom writes words of wit and wisdom which can be read on Yellow Blogtopus. He also helps pen the praiseworthy product descriptions that help you decide what you feel like purchasing from us. Along with our Marketing Maestro, he helps brain storm and devise new plans for how to spread the name of Yellow Octopus to deserving Australians from Kakadu all the way to King Island.