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The Funniest Knock Knock Jokes For Kids – Your Kids Will Be Howling With Laughter

You can only invest so many knock knock jokes for kids. And you can only remember so many knock knock jokes for kids.

I think you’ll agree that entertaining your children can be difficult. It’s hard. Tiring.

But does it have to be so hard?

No. It can be easy. Much easier than inventing your hundreth knock knock jokes for kids in an hour.

We’ve hand-selected the best 251 knock knock jokes for kids. All you have to do is read these knock knock jokes for kids and your children will be in fits of laughter. Awesome.

Here are a three of the knock knock jokes for kids to get you started (and your kids giggling):

  1. Knock knock. Who’s There? Ya. Ya who? Wow, I’m excited to see you too!
  2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Control freak. Cont-. Okay, now you say “Control freak who?”
  3. Knock knock. Who’s there? Deja. Deje who? Knock knock.

Did your children enjoy these knock knock jokes for kids? If so they’ll love the other knock knock joke for kids.

 

Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

1.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

I love you too.

 

2.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Who.

Who who?

That’s what an owl says!

 

3.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ya.

Ya who?

Wow, I’m excited to see you too.

 

4.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Wooden shoe.

Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

 

5.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe come out and play with me today?

 

6.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Broccoli.

Broccoli who?

Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.

 

7.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You’re welcome!

 

8.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No, you’re a poo!

 

9.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Beehive.

Beehive who?

Beehive yourself or you’ll get into trouble.

 

10.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Figs.

Figs who?

Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

 

11.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Spell.

Spell who?

W-H-O

 

12.

Knock knock.

Who’s There?

Barbie.

Barbie who?

Barbie Q Chicken!

 

13.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Alex.

Alex who?

Alex-plain later!

 

14.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Howard.

Howard who?

Howard you like a big hug!

 

15.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cow says.

Cow says who?

No silly, a cow says Mooooo!

 

16.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ice cream.

Ice cream who?

ICE CREAM IF YOU WON’T LET ME EAT!

 

17.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Poop.

Poop who?

Haha, you just said poo-poo!

 

18.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Gorilla.

Gorilla who?

Gorilla me a cheese sandwich.

 

19.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Frank.

Frank who?

Frank you for being my friend!

 

20.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Howard.

Howard who?

Howard I know?

 

21.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Yaw.

Yaw who?

Howdy there, cowboy!

 

22.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Amy.

Amy who?

Amy ‘fraid I’ve forgotten!

 

23.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Alpaca.

Alpaca who?

Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!

 

24.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Wire.

Wire who?

Wire you always asking ‘who’s there’?

 

25.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Mikey.

Mikey who?

Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

 

26.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie body home?

 

27.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Nobel.

Nobel who?

No bell, that’s why I knocked!

 

28.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cargo.

Cargo who?

Cargo “Beep beep”!

 

29.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Abe.

Abe who?

Abe C D E F G H…

 

30.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Etch.

Etch who?

Bless you!

 

31.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it’s cold out here.

 

32.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

I love.

I love who?

You forgot who you love?

 

33.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke through the keyhole and you can see!

 

34.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Isabell.

Isabell who?

Is a bell working?

 

35.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Turnip.

Turnip who?

Turnip the volume, it’s my favorite song!

 

36.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Eat.

Eat who?

Eat your veggies!

 

37.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Beets.

Beets who?

Beets me! I thought you knew.

 

38.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Carrot.

Carrot who?

Carrot-e CHOP

 

39.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Norma Lee.

Norma Lee who?

Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!

 

40.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!

 

41.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting pirate!

Interrup… ARRRRRRRRRR!

 

42.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Althea.

Althea who?

Althea later alligator!

 

43.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Control Freak.

Con—

Okay, now you say, “Control Freak who?”

 

44.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Wanda.

Wanda who?

Wanda hang out with me right now?

 

45.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

I am.

I am who?

You don’t know who you are?

 

46.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dish is a nice place!

 

47.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Iowa.

Iowa who?

Iowa big apology to the owner of that red car!

 

48.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ho-ho.

Ho-ho who?

You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.

 

49.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cook.

Cook who?

Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?

 

50.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Abbot.

Abbot who?

Abbot you don’t know who this is!

 

51.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ketchup.

Ketchup who?

Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!

 

52.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Robin.

Robin who?

Robin you! Hand over your cash!

 

53.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Radio.

Radio who?

Radio (ready or) not, here I come!

 

54.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Witches.

Witches who?

Witches the way home?

 

55.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

A herd.

A herd who?

I herd you were home, so I came over!

 

56.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

I did up.

I did up who?

You did a poo?

 

57.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Carmen.

Carmen who?

Carmen let me in already!

 

58.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Honey bee.

Honey bee who?

Honey bee a dear and get me some juice.

 

59.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Mary and Abbey.

Mary and Abbey who?

Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!

 

60.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Otto.

Otto who?

Otto know what’s taking you so long!

 

61.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle little help gettin’ in the door.

 

62.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

I love.

I love who?

I don’t know, why don’t you tell me!

 

63.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Honeydew.

Honeydew who?

Honeydew you love me?

 

64.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who?

No thanks. I’ll have almonds.

 

65.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive right next door to you.

 

66.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Tyrone.

Tyrone who?

Tyrone shoelaces!

 

67.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Noah.

Noah who?

Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?

 

68.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Doris.

Doris who?

Doris locked that’s why I’m knocking!

 

69.

Knock knock.

Who is there?

Teddy!

Teddy who?

Teddy (today) is the first day of school!

 

70.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Impatient cow.

Impatient cow…

Mooo!!

…who

 

71.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Toucan.

Toucan who?

Toucan play this game!

 

72.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Police.

Police who?

Po-li-ce (sound like please) open the door?

 

73.

Knock knock.

Who’s There?

Anita.

Anita who?

Anita to borrow a pencil!

 

74.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Yukon.

Yukon who?

Yukon say that again!

 

75.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

A broken pencil.

A broken pencil who?

Oh never mind it’s pointless.

 

76.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Who.

Who who?

Are you an owl?

 

77.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ken.

Ken who?

Ken I come in? It is cold out here!

 

78.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use. I forgot my name again!

 

79.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Goat.

Goat who?

Goat to the door to see who’s knocking!

 

80.

Will you remember me in 2 minutes?

Yes.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Hey, you didn’t remember me!

 

81.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Carl.

Carl who?

Car’l get you there faster than a bike.

 

82.

You have to start this knock knock joke.

Ok. Knock knock.

Come in.

 

83.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Eyesore..

Eyesore who?

Eyesore (I sure) do love you!

 

84.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Dozen.

Dozen who?

Dozen anyone want to let me in?

 

85.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Claire.

Claire who?

Claire the way; I’m coming in!

 

86.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

A little old lady.

A little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel.

 

87.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry up and let me in!

 

88.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Double.

Double who?

W!

 

89.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

 

90.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Guitar!

Guitar who?

Guitar coats, it’s cold outside!

 

91.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Frostbite.

Frostbite who?

Frostbite yer food, then chew it!

 

92.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Yule log.

Yule log who?

Yule log the door after you let me in, won’t you?

 

93.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ben.

Ben who?

Ben knocking for 20 minutes!

 

94.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Iva.

Iva who?

I’ve a sore hand from knocking!

 

95.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Watson.

Watson who?

Watson TV tonight?

 

96.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Atch.

Atch who?

Bless you!

 

97.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

You.

You who?

Yoo Hoo Big Summer Blowout.

 

98.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Will.

Will who?

Will you let me in? It’s freezing out here!

 

99.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ivysaur.

Ivysaur who?

Ivysaur wrist.

 

100.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Sherlock.

Sherlock who?

Sherlock your door shut tight.

 

101.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you going to answer the door?

 

102.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Hoot.

Hoot who?

Is there an owl in here?!

 

103.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Nana.

Nana who?

Nana your business who’s there.

 

104.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Amarillo.

Amarillo who?

Amarillo nice guy!

 

105.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Boo!

Boo who?

Don’t cry, it’s just me.

 

106.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

To.

To who?

No, it is to whom.

 

107.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Avenue.

Avenue who?

Avenue knocked on this door before?

 

108.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Don Juan.

Don Juan who?

Don Juan to go to school!

 

109.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Icon.

Icon who?

Icon tell more knock knock jokes than you can.

 

110.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ice Cream Soda.

Ice Cream Soda who?

Ice cream soda whole world will hear.

 

111.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Leaf.

Leaf who?

Leaf Me Alone!

 

112.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Peas.

Peas who?

Peas pass the butter!

 

113.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Beef.

Beef who?

Before I get cold, you’d better let me in!

 

114.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Water.

Water who?

Water you doing?

 

115.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Heidi.

Heidi who?

Heidi ‘cided to come over to play!

 

116.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Weevil

Weevil who?

Weevil weevil rock you.

 

117.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes me, who are you?

 

118.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Viper.

Viper who?

Viper nose, it’s running!

 

119.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Scott.

Scott who?

Scott nothing to do with you!

 

120.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Avery.

Avery who?

Avery merry Christmas!

 

121.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Justin.

Justin who?

Justin time for school!

 

122.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Jacklyn.

Jacklyn who?

Jacklyn Hyde!

 

123.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Tinker Bell!

Tinker Bell who?

Tinker Bell is out of order!

 

124.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Holly.

Holly who?

Holly-days are here again!

 

125.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Howl.

Howl who?

Howl you know it’s really me unless you open the door?

 

126.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Dewey.

Dewey who?

Dewey have to go to school today?

 

127.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange (aren’t) you glad there is no school on Saturday?

 

128.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Phillip.

Phillip who?

Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!

 

129.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Witch.

Witch who?

Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy?

 

130.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Twick.

Twick who?

Twick or Tweet!

 

131.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ben.

Ben who?

Ben waiting for Halloween all year!

 

132.

Knock knock.  

Who’s there?  

Goliath.  

Goliath who?  

Goliath down, you look-eth tired!

 

133.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

CD.

CD who?

CD guy on your doorstep?

 

134.

Knock knock.  

Who’s there?  

Amish.  

Amish who?  

Really?  But you have both shoes on your feet!

 

135.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Wendy.

Wendy who?

Wendy bell works again I won’t have to knock anymore.

 

136.

Knock knock.  

Who’s there?  

Yah.  Yah who?  

No, I prefer google.

 

137.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Sorry.

Sorry who?

Sorry wrong door!

 

138.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ada.

Ada who?

Ada burger for lunch!

 

139.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Alex.

Alex who?

Hey, Alex the questions around here!

 

140.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Kiwi.

Kiwi who?

Kiwi go to the store?

 

141.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Juno.

Juno who?

Juno how to open this door? It’s stuck!

 

142.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Banana split!

 

143.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub. It is overflowing.

 

144.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Teresa.

Teresa who?

Teresa are green!

 

145.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Monkey.

Monkey who?

Monkey see. Monkey do.

 

146.

Knock knock.

Who’s there!

B-4.

B-4 who?

B-4 you go to school, do your homework!

 

147.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

For.

For who?

For you!

 

148.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Icy.

Icy who?

Icy what you are doing!

 

149.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ivan.

Ivan who?

Ivan. You lose!

 

150.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Dinosaur.

Dinosaur who?

Dinosaurs don’t go who, they go ROAR!

 

151.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Tickle.

Tickle who?

Tickle you.

 

152.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Butch.

Butch who?

Butch you little arms around me!

 

153.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Some bunny.

Some bunny who?

Some bunny has been eating all my carrots!

 

154.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

King Tut.

King tut who?

King tut-key fried chicken, want some?

 

155.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Repeat.

Repeat who?

Who, who, who, who, who.

 

156.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Noah.

Noah who?

Noah good place to get something to eat?

 

157.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Doughnut.

Doughnut who?

Doughnut ask, it’s a secret!

 

158.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Adore.

Adore who?

Adore is between up, open up!

 

159.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Otto.

Otto who?

Otto know, I’ve got amnesia!

 

160.

Knock knock.

Who’ s there?

Kent.

Kent who?

Kent you tell who I am by my voice?

 

161.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Tiss.

Tiss who?

A Tiss-who is good for blowing your nose!

 

162.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Elmo.

Elmo who?

You don’t know who Elmo is?

 

163.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Avenue.

Avenue who?

Avenue heard this joke before.

 

164.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Irish.

Irish who?

Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day.

 

165.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Lego.

Lego who?

Lego of me and I’ll tell you!

 

166.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Avenue.

Avenue who?

Avenue heard this joke before.

 

167.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

T-Rex.

T-Rex who?

There is a T-Rex at your door and you want to know his name!?!

 

168.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Eat mop.

Eat mop who?

Ewwwww, that’s SO gross.

 

169.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Says.

Says who?

Says me, that’s who.

 

170.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Sultan.

Sultan who?

Salt n pepper.

 

171.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Turin.

Turin who?

Turin to a vampire this Halloween!

 

172.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Howl.

Howl who?

Howl you be dressing up this Halloween?

 

173.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Essen.

Essen who?

Essen it fun to listen to my knock knock jokes!

 

174.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Butter.

Butter who?

Butter your bread!

 

175.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Eddie.

Eddie who?

Eddie body home???

 

176.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Alva.

Alva who?

Alva heart and let me in!

 

177.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Telly.

Telly who?

Telly your mum to let me in!

 

178.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Chile.

Chile who?

Chile out tonight!

 

179.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Imogen.

Imogen who?

Imogen life without me!

 

180.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Art.

Art who?

R2-D2.

 

181.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Wine.

Wine who?

Wine don’t you like these knock knock jokes!

 

182.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Stopwatch.

Stopwatch who?

Stopwatcha doing and let me in.

 

183.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Mickey Mouse.

Mickey Mouse who?

Mickey Mouse’s underwear.

 

184.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Bea.

Bea who?

Bea-ware, tonight is Halloween!

 

185.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Dewey.

Dewey who?

Dewey have to keep telling silly jokes!

 

186.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Bab.

Bab who?

Baboons are a type of ape.

 

187.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Theodore.

Theodore who?

Theodore is stuck and won’t open.

 

188.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Duck.

Duck who?

Just duck down, they’re throwing bread at us!

 

189.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Euorupe.

Euorupe who?

Euorupe early today!

 

190.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Tee.

Tee who?

Tee hee!

 

191.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Come in…

 

192.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Armageddon.

Armageddon who?

Armageddon outta here if you don’t let me in!

 

193.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Shocking.

Shocking who?

Shocking you!

 

194.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Jamaican.

Jamaican who?

Jamaican me crazy!

 

195.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Aliens.

Aliens who?

Just how many aliens do you know?

 

196.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Gladiator.

Gladiator who?

Gladiator (Glad-he-ate-her) and not me!

 

197.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Berry.

Berry who?

Berry nice too meet you can. Can I come in now?

 

198.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Al.

Al who?

Al give you a hug if you open the door.

 

199.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Tennis.

Tennis who?

Tennis is five plus five!

 

200.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Lena.

Lena who?

Lena little closer and I’ll tell you!

 

201.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cher.

Cher who?

Cher would be nice if you opened the door.

 

202.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

G.I.

G.I. who?

G.I. don’t know?

 

203.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Reindeer.

Reindeer who?

It looks like rain, deer!

 

204.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow business like show business!

 

205.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Mary.

Mary who?

Mary Christmas

 

206.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Hanna.

Hanna who?

Hanna partridge in a pear tree!

 

207.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Canya

Canya who?

Canya please get me a cookie?

 

208.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Santa.

Santa who?

Wait, why am I at the door? I’m supposed to come down the chimney!

 

209.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Freeze!

Freeze who?

Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Freeze a jolly good fellow!

 

210.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ginger.

Ginger who?

The Ginger Bread Man!

 

211.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

The door.

 

212.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

No-one.

No-one who?

(Remain silent)

 

213.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Honda.

Honda who?

Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree!

 

214.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Oswald.

Oswald who?

Oswald my gum!

 

215.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Nuisance.

Nuisance who?

Nuisance yesterday.

 

216.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Dwight.

Dwight who?

Dwight way is better than the wrong way!

 

217.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Thermos.

Thermos who?

Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this?!

 

218.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Madame.

Madame who?

Madame foot’s caught in the door!

 

219.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Foster.

Foster who?

Foster than a speeding bullet!

 

220.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Yacht.

Yacht who?

Yacht a know me by now!

 

221.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Haden.

Haden who?

Haden go seek!

 

222.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Zeke.

Zeke who?

Zeke and you shall find.

 

223.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Eyesore.

Eyesore who?

Eyesore do love you!

 

224.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Chicken.

Chicken who?

Chicken your pockets if you can’t find your keys.

 

225.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Urchin.

Urchin who?

Urchin is rather pointy.

 

226.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Candice.

Candice who?

Candice joke get any better?

 

227.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Nose.

Nose who?

I nose you best!

 

228.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Wool.

Wool who?

Wool you let me in?

 

229.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Park.

Park who?

Park your bike.

 

230.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Tree.

Tree who?

Have a tree-rific day!

 

231.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Postman.

Postman who?

The man with your post.

 

232.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Peanut .

Peanut who?

Peanut butter and jelly.

 

233.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Waddle.

Waddle who?

Waddle I do if you don’t open the door?

 

234.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Arthur.

Arthur who?

Arthur any leftovers?

 

235.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Pizza.

Pizza who?

Pizza really great guy!

 

236.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Free pizza.

Free pizza who?

There’s a free pizza at your door, why haven’t opened the door yet?

 

237.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting, squawking parrot.

Interrupting, squawking parr-

SQUAWKKKKKKKKKKK!

 

238.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No, silly. Cows go “moo!”

 

239.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

 

240.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Yoda lady.

Yoda lady who?

Good job yodeling!

 

241.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Déja.

Déja who?

Knock knock.

 

242.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Aaron.

Aaron who?

Why Aaron you opening the door?

 

243.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Hawaii.

Hawaii who?

I’m fine, Hawaii you?

 

244.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Gray Z.

Gray Z who?

Gray Z mixed up kid.

 

245.

Knock knock.

Who’s there !

Eamon.

Eamon who?

Eamon in a good mood today, come in!

 

246.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Jess.

Jess who?

Jess me and my shadow.

 

247.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Amos.

Amos who?

A Mosquito bit me.

 

248.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Anudder.

Anudder who?

Anudder mosquito.

 

249.

Knock knock.

Who’s There?

Annie.

Annie Who?

Annie thing you can do, I can do better.

 

250.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Nana.

Nana who?

Nana-nana-nana-nana-nana-nana-nana-nana-BATMAN!

 

251.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Issac.

Issac who?

Issac of knock, knock jokes already!

 

Want more funny knock knock jokes for kids?

Once kids begin laughing, they don’t want to stop. Here are some more jokes and knock knock jokes for kids:

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If you know any funny knock knock jokes for kids, share the laughter by posting them below in the comment section!

 

What are ‘knock knock jokes for kids’?

Knock knock jokes for kids are a call and response joke, usually ending with a side-splitting play on words. Unlike adult knock knock jokes, knock knock jokes for kids are kept clean (but cheeky). Funny knock knock jokes for kids are responsible for many fits of laughter—often from the child telling them.

 

Are knock knock jokes for kids funny?

Knock knock jokes for kids humour is usually based on a pun. And as we know, a pun can be fun, yes punny can be funny, but all too often as you’ve just witnessed, being punny isn’t always funny.

Telling knock knock jokes is an art. Surprisingly, unlike most arts where your skill gets better as you grow older, knock knock jokes are much funnier coming out of the mouths of babes. It’s much funnier to hear a knock knock jokes for kids from my three-year-old nephew than it is from my 103-year-old great Aunt Ethel.

However, be warned that while the first time kids tell a knock knock joke for kids may be side-splittingly funny, the 100th time can be a little painful (and we all know kids love retelling the same knock knock jokes for kids over and over).

Thankfully, we have put together this epic compilation of 251 knock knock jokes for kids. That way, they’ll always have a fresh knock knock jokes for kids to tell. Enjoy!

 

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