29 Funny Unicorn Quotes That Are Truly Magical

These unicorn quotes will make you laugh so hard that you’ll fall off your unicorn. Okay, these quotes may be a little unicorny, but they’re still magical. Plus they teach you some important life lessons; like not to play leapfrog with a unicorn. So are you ready for some funny unicorn quotes? Then let’s ride!

The Most Funny Unicorn Quotes In The Universe

1. A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

 

2. When someone told me that I live in a fantasy land, I nearly fell off my unicorn.

 

3. When being a person is too complicated, it’s time to be a unicorn.

 

4. Life’s all about rainbows, glitter and unicorns.

 

5. I thought unicorns were more… fluffy.

 

6. Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart, I love you more than a unicorn fart!

 

7. Being a unicorn isn’t about being real. It’s about being really awesome!

 

More Amazing Unicorn Quotes

8. A unicorn doesn’t stand around and worry about what other unicorns think of it. It just sparkles.

 

9. You weren’t born to be perfect, you were born to be a unicorn. But that’s pretty much the same thing!

 

10. You’re like a unicorn who brings ice cream and cupcakes. You’re too good to be true.

 

11. Make your life story so amazing that unicorns have trouble believing it is true.

 

12. The unicorn is not known for its horn, beauty, or purity; But for its strength and courage as one.

 

13. You may have stopped believing in unicorns. But they never stopped believing in you.

 

14. Be yourself! Unless you can be a unicorn, in that case, you should always be a unicorn.

 

15. Unicorns don’t lose sleep over the opinions of little ponies.

 

16. Be a unicorn in a field of horses.

 

17. Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore, I am a unicorn!

 

18. Rhinos are just fat unicorns. If we’d give them the time and attention they deserve, as well as a diet: they’d reveal their majestic ways.

 

19. The last unicorn wasn’t really the last. And maybe she still isn’t.

 

BONUS: Hilarious Unicorn Jokes

20. What road do unicorns live on? Mane street.

 

21. What’s the difference between a unicorn and a carrot? One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.

 

22. Which side of a unicorn has the most hair? The outside.

 

23. Where do naughty unicorns go? Unicourt.

 

24. What was the unicorn’s favourite type of a story? A fairy tail.

25. Did you hear about the unicorn with a negative attitude? She always said neigh.

 

26. What card game do unicorns play? Uno.

 

27. What looks like half a unicorn? The other half.

 

28. How long should a unicorn’s legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.

 

29. What was the unicorn comedian best known for? Unicorny jokes.

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