39 Famous & Funny Movie Quotes

There’s no need to watch the entire movie because these funny movie quotes are the best bits. There are amazing quotes from all your favourite films, including Anchorman, The Hangover, Mean Girls,  Animal House, Home Alone, Dumb and Dumber, Napolean Dynamite, and Borat. So grab the popcorn and keep reading for some epic movie one-liners. 

 

These funny movie quotes deserve an Oscar, Golden Globe and Critics’ Choice Award 

“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the war room.” – Dr. Strangelove (1964)

 

“Don’t point that gun at him. He’s an unpaid intern.” – The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)

 

“It’s not a man purse. It’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.” – The Hangover (2009)

 

“I’m in a glass case of emotion!” – Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)

 

“It’s like I have ESPN or something.” – Mean Girls (2004)

 

“I’ll have what she’s having.” – When Harry Met Sally (1989)

 

“Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness.”  – Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (2007)

 

“There are 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.” – The Blues Brothers (1980)

 

“I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.” – Spaceballs (1987)

 

“Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass Hysteria!” – Ghostbusters (1984)

 

“There’s only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures and the Dutch.” – Goldmember (2002)

 

“Sell crazy someplace else. We’re all stocked up here.” – As Good As it Gets (1997)

 

“What is this? A centre for ants?” – Zoolander (2001)

 

“McLovin? What kind of stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?” – Superbad (2007)

 

“You taste like a burger. I don’t like you anymore.” – Wet Hot American Summer (2001)

 

“It’s not the years, honey. It’s the mileage.” – Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)

 

“Why don’t you make like a tree, and get out of here?” – Back to the Future (1985)

 

“Marriage is like an unfunny, tense version of Everybody Loves Raymond. But it doesn’t last 22 minutes, it lasts forever.” – Knocked Up (2007)

 

“Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.” – Animal House (1978)

 

“I hope that someday you’ll know the indescribable joy of having children and of paying someone else to raise them.” – The Addams Family (1993)

 

“So you see, my son, there is a very fine line between love and nausea.” – Coming to America (1988)

 

“We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.” – Best in Show (2000)

 

“Keep the change, ya filthy animal.” – Home Alone 1990

 

“So you’re telling me there’s a chance.” – Dumb and Dumber 1994

 

“Bye, Felisha.” – Friday 1995

 

“I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.” – Billy Madison 1995

 

“Show me the money.” – Jerry Maguire 1996

 

“Oh, behave.” – Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

 

“You sit on a throne of lies.” – Elf 2003

 

“I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.” – Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 2004

 

“I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.” – Mean Girls 2004

 

“Dang it!” – Napoleon Dynamite 2004

 

“Very nice.” – Borat 2006

 

“There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: babe, district attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy.” – The First Wives Club (1996)

 

“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.” – Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

 

“This is not ‘Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.” – The Big Lebowski (1998)

 

“These go to 11.” – This Is Spinal Tap (1984)

 

“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” – The Princess Bride (1987)

 

“Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.” – The Godfather (1972)

 

“The plot thickens, as they say. Why, by the way? Is it a soup metaphor?” – The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)


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