Fathers day messages are the best way to let your Dad know how much you love him. That’s what the sentimental Fathers Day messages below are for. But us Aussie blokes don’t want to get too mushy. That’s what the hilarious Fathers Day messages are for. So pick a Father’s Day message, or one of each. Then once you have your Fathers Day Messages sorted check out these awesome Fathers Day gifts.
Ready? Let’s find you a sentimental or funny Fathers Day message…
SENTIMENTAL FATHERS DAY MESSAGES (SWEET)
I am as lucky as can be. The world’s best Dad belongs to me.
Happy Father’s Day! I may be taller than you now, but I still look up to you.
Why did you make us go to school? We’ve learned more from you than all of my teachers combined. Happy Father’s Day.
Thanks for acting like a kid when I was a kid, acting like a friend when I needed a friend, and acting like a parent when I needed one. You are the best man I know. Happy Father’s Day.
Behind every good kid is a great Dad.
Anyone can be a father. But it takes someone special to be a Dad. Happy Dad’s Day.
You gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person. You believed in me.
Dad, my kids say I am a good father; I know I got it from you. Happy Father’s Day.
Dad, you’ve been there when I learnt to ride my bike, kick the footy, landscaped my garden, built a fence and had a beer.
Dad, thanks for helping me choose between orchid pink & hot pink, when all you knew was PINK.
You will never go out of style. Happy Father’s day to the coolest dad ever.
A father is a daughter’s first love and his son’s first hero.
It is admirable for a man… To take his son fishing, But there is a special place in heaven… For the father who takes his daughter shopping.
“One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters.” — George Herbert
Small boys definition of Father’s Day: It’s just like Mother’s Day except you don’t spend as much.
“Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance.” — Ruth E. Renkel
Some people don’t believe in heroes. But they haven’t met my Dad.
“The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family.” — Reed Markham
“It is not flesh and blood, but the heart which makes us fathers and sons.” — Johann Friedrich von Schuller
“I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father’s protection” — Sigmund Freud.
I was so lucky to have you as a dad I can’t wait to have my kids have you as a granddad.
“Being a father is the most important role I will ever play and if I don’t do this well, no other thing I do really matters.” — Michael Josephson.
Dad you have shocked me twice. First when I was little, I thought you could do everything. Then again as I grew up and realised you couldn’t. It was your way of showing me I had to learn to do things for myself.
Dad, the best view I ever had was from your shoulders.
HILARIOUS FATHERS DAY MESSAGES (SOUR)
I love how we don’t even need to say out loud that I am your favourite child.
“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant, I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.” — Mark Twain
Dad, you’ve always been like a father to me.
“You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” — Jerry Seinfeld
There are three stages of a man’s life: He believes in Santa Claus, he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus.
“I would give my dad what he really wants on Father’s Day, but I can’t afford to move out yet.” — Melanie White
We wondered why when a child laughed, he belonged to daddy, and when he had a sagging diaper that smelled like landfill, he needs his mother. — Erma Bombeck
“My father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.” — Spike Milligan
A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
“Fathers Day, when you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools.” — David Letterman
“I have mixed emotions when I receive my Father’s Day gifts. I’m glad my children remember me. I’m disappointed they think I dress like that.” — Mike Dugan
“The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.” — Tim Russert
“Happy Fathers Day, Dad! I wouldn’t trade you for anything. Of course, nobody’s offered me anything.” — Melanie White
“My dad taught me everything I know. It’s not very much, but that’s all I know.” Bubba Watson, pro golfer
“When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a regular guy who wears a cape.” — Dave Attell
I smile because you are my father. I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it.
DONE? FIND A FATHER’S DAY MESSAGE TO WRITE ON HIS CARD?
Congratulations. You’re halfway there. You’ve got a great father day message or two, now all that’s left is to choose your favourite Fathers Day gift.