What’s more bogan than backyard BBQs, lowered Holden’s, and a mullet? These 9 bogan gifts! They’re must have items for every true bogan. Does your Dad have them all?
1. BEER BONG
Beer bongs; it’s how bogans drink beer. We’ll leave the wine sipping and champagne toasting to the fancy pants. When you’re a bogan at an Aussie backyard bonanza, there are only two ways to drink: playing beer pong or with a beer bong.
This magnet makes your fridge a one-stop shop for your beer. Open the fridge and grab your beverage, then close it and use the bottle opener to open it. It’s simple, fast, and bogan.
This cooler fits two beverages. One for Dad and one for his second mate. Then again, it could be two just for Dad…
Can you even call yourself a bogan if you don’t have nutz hanging from the back of your Holden or Ford? Make sure your bogan Dad has nutz on the back of his car.
Never confuse the arse side of the soap with the face side. This soap makes it so clear what to do, your Dad will still follow it after an extra brew or two.
6. LOVE DICE
This game is for Mums and Dads only. Roll the dice and let the fun begin!
Bogans are well known to be the most useful Australians. It doesn’t matter they are a plumber, they can still fix your fridge, TV, and car. Bogans can and will fix anything. This Multi-Tool Card will make each project just a little easier.
Never have to smell Dad’s business again thanks to this Poo Pourri Toilet Spray. That’s a Father’s Day gift for the whole family!
Beer pong is the classic bogan drinking game. In fact, in Australia, table-tennis tables are more commonly known as beer pong tables. It’s un-Australian not to play a game of beer pong at your party.
So, does your Dad have all those must have bogan items? If so, congratulations, your Dad is a true Aussie bogan. If not, help him out and buy him one for Father’s Day! And if you want even more Father’s Day gifts, find them here.