The 9 Most Aussie Bogan Gifts For Father’s Day

What’s more bogan than backyard BBQs, lowered Holden’s, and a mullet? These 9 bogan gifts! They’re must have items for every true bogan. Does your Dad have them all?

1. BEER BONG

Beer bongs; it’s how bogans drink beer. We’ll leave the wine sipping and champagne toasting to the fancy pants. When you’re a bogan at an Aussie backyard bonanza, there are only two ways to drink: playing beer pong or with a beer bong.

 

2. FRIDGE MAGNET BOTTLE OPENER

This magnet makes your fridge a one-stop shop for your beer. Open the fridge and grab your beverage, then close it and use the bottle opener to open it. It’s simple, fast, and bogan.

 

3. USB RETRO FRIDGE DRINKS COOLER

This cooler fits two beverages. One for Dad and one for his second mate. Then again, it could be two just for Dad…

 

4. TOW NUTZ TOW BAR ACCESSORY

Can you even call yourself a bogan if you don’t have nutz hanging from the back of your Holden or Ford? Make sure your bogan Dad has nutz on the back of his car.

 

5. ARSE/ FACE SOAP

Never confuse the arse side of the soap with the face side. This soap makes it so clear what to do, your Dad will still follow it after an extra brew or two.

 

6. LOVE DICE

This game is for Mums and Dads only. Roll the dice and let the fun begin!

 

7. 10-IN-1 STAINLESS STEEL MULTI-TOOL CARD

Bogans are well known to be the most useful Australians. It doesn’t matter they are a plumber, they can still fix your fridge, TV, and car. Bogans can and will fix anything. This Multi-Tool Card will make each project just a little easier.

 

8. POO POURRI TOILET SPRAY

Never have to smell Dad’s business again thanks to this Poo Pourri Toilet Spray. That’s a Father’s Day gift for the whole family!

 

9. BEER PONG DRINKING GAME

Beer pong is the classic bogan drinking game. In fact, in Australia, table-tennis tables are more commonly known as beer pong tables. It’s un-Australian not to play a game of beer pong at your party.

 

So, does your Dad have all those must have bogan items? If so, congratulations, your Dad is a true Aussie bogan. If not, help him out and buy him one for Father’s Day! And if you want even more Father’s Day gifts, find them here.

 

Tom Raider

Tom Raider

Our wily wordsmith, Tom, is a key weaver of yarns and the chief storyteller at Octopus HQ. Tom writes words of wit and wisdom which can be read on Yellow Blogtopus. He also helps pen the praiseworthy product descriptions that help you decide what you feel like purchasing from us. Along with our Marketing Maestro, he helps brain storm and devise new plans for how to spread the name of Yellow Octopus to deserving Australians from Kakadu all the way to King Island.