21 Biology Jokes So Cornea That They’ll Bring Tears To Your Eyes

Why should the birds and bees have all the fun? So that you get your share of the fun, we’ve compiled 21 Biology jokes guaranteed to bring tears to your eyes. We have jokes for the biology biased, the students of science, and anyone who has ever lit a bunsen burner. So enough of the hard cell, read on and enjoy these funny biology jokes.

21 Brilliant Biology Puns   

  1. Why do biologists enjoy travelling? Because they love discovering foreign cultures.

  2. Did you know biologists never get scared? No. They get petrified.

  3. Why did the scientist get overlooked for a promotion? Because he was a microbiologist.

  4. Why do universities struggle to fill biology courses? Because it’s a hard cell.

  5. What did one biologist say to another when he stepped on his foot? You hurt mitosis.

  6. What did the Mexican microbiologist shout when he made a huge discovery? Amoeba Amoeba.

  7. Why do biologists love casual Fridays? Because they get to wear genes to work. 

  8. Biology is all that matters.

  9. Why are biologists such hard workers? Because they become absorbed in their work.

  10. Why was the biologist broke? Because he was sporely paid.

  11. Biologists take cellfies!

  12. Did you hear about the blood cells that fell in love? Alas, it was all in vein.

  13. What do you call an acid with attitude? A-mean-oh-acid.

  14. Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same as division.

  15. What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome? Pull down its genes.

  16. Two biologists had twins. They named one Lauren and the other Control.

  17. Two biologists had triplets. They named them Polly, Ethel, and Ian.

  18. Why does getting a B for your biology practical make life difficult? Because a frog is easier to dissect.

  19. What should you do when giving blood? B positive!

  20. What did the biologist say when her colleague sneezed? You make me sick.

  21. What advice did the female biologist give to her daughter? The way to a man’s heart is through the pericardium.

See, biology doesn’t have to be serious. And these science gifts may say they’re for kids, but don’t be fooled, there’s a fun loving scientist in all of us.