33 Classic Christmas Quotes (Funny & sentimental)

Christmas is a time of goodwill towards all. And especially towards family and friends. So we’ve compiled 33 classic Christmas quotes that will help you find just the right sentiment, remind you of how much kids love Christmas, and be jollier than the fat man in the red suit.

Btw, if you’re looking for a great gift to match your quote, check out these cracking Christmas gifts

HILARIOUS: Side-Splitting Christmas Quotes 

Everybody groans at the lame jokes that emerge from Christmas crackers. With these hilarious Christmas quotes you’ll be the elf that puts the fun back into Christmas.

> “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if it runs out I’ll drink the red.”

> “Save Santa the trip. Be naughty.”

> “When you stop believing in Santa Claus you get socks and jocks.”

> “The thing I don’t like about work Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.”

> “What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget about the past with the present.” — Don Marquis

> “That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.” — Jerry Seinfeld

> “Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas. You know, the birth of Santa?” — Matt Groening

> “ I’m the reason Santa has a naughty list.”

> “Santa saw your Instagram pictures. You’re getting clothes and a bible for Christmas.”

> “Dear Santa, please refer to my Pinterest boards.”

> “Santa Claus has the right idea-visit people only once a year.” — Victor Borge

> “Three Wise WOMEN would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, bought practical gifts, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and there would be peace on earth.”

> “Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.” — Andy Borowitz

> There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.” — Bob Phillips

> A Christmas tree, the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead.” — Jay Leno

 

SENTIMENTAL: Inspiring Family Christmas Quotes

These heartfelt Christmas quotes remind us of the true spirit of Christmas. The coming together in celebration with family and friends. These Christmas quotes add the perfect personal touch to your Christmas cards.

> “May you never be too grown up to search the skies on Christmas Eve.”

> “Love the giver more than the gift.” — Brigham Young

> “Christmas isn’t just a day, it’s a frame of mind.” — Valentine Davies

> “At Christmas, all roads lead home.” — Majorie Holmes

> “Christmas is a time to rejoice and reflect.” — Winston Churchill

> “The spirit of Christmas is doing something extra for someone else.”

> “The best present at Christmas is the presence of family.”

> “Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly Merry Christmas.” — Peg Bracken

> “It’s not what’s under the Christmas tree that matters, it’s who’s around it.”

> “Wrap up the spirit of Christmas and let a little out each day.”

 

ADORABLE: How Kids Make Christmas Wonderful

Christmas is the time of year we revive our inner child. Whether it’s our own children, grandchildren, nieces or nephews, kids remind us of the wonder Christmas creates and the joy and happiness it brings.

> “One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas Day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.” — Andy Rooney

> “The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” — Will Ferrell, Elf

> “T’was the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.” — Clement Clarke Moore

> “The light in a child’s eyes is all it takes to make Christmas a magical time of the year.”

> “Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of kids, they’re all 30 feet tall.” — Larry Wide

> “Never forget how hard it is to go to sleep when you’re soooo… excited!”

> “Watching the excitement of kids at Christmas is as good as being a kid.”

> “Christmas brings squeals of delight, bursts of laughter and eye-opening wonder. What more could a parent wish for?”

 

With your charming Christmas quotes sorted, it’s time to tackle your Christmas present list. So here’s some charming Christmas gifts.