These fortune cookies are simply hilarious. When you crack open a cookie in a Chinese restaurant, these witty remarks are the last thing you would expect. They’re guaranteed to make you laugh. Enjoy.
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When it comes to normal octopuses, they're usually only interested in finding tasty crayfish, swimming about, and picking their noses. Ollie is no ordinary octopus. Ollie has a vision and with the help of his loyal team he'll see it done. His vision is for Australians all over this land girt by sea to enjoy the world's coolest, craziest and quirkiest gifts, adding smiles to faces and laughter to homes. His dream has finally materialised and now everyone has access to Ollie's collection of awesome doodads.
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