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22 Funny Christmas Jokes For Kids In Australia

Kids and Christmas go together like shrimps and a barbie. We already know kids love waking up on Christmas morning to their Christmas presents, treats and sweets, and the holidays. But there’s one more fun thing to add to make a kid’s Christmas even more fun—these funny Christmas jokes for kids

 

The 22 Funniest Christmas Jokes For Kids

Q: What goes “oh, oh, oh”? 

A: Santa walking backwards.

 

Q: What does one snowman say to the other? 

A: Do you smell carrots?

 

Q: What do you call Santa when he stops moving? 

A: Santa Pause.

 

Q: What do you call an old snowman?

A: Water.

 

Q: What do you have in December that’s not in any other month?

A: The letter D.

 

Chris: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?

Chrissy: What?

Chris: Chill out.

 

Q: What can you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

A: Tinselitus.

 

Q: What color Christmas candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?

A: Neither – candles always burn shorter.

 

Q: What do you call a greedy elf?

A: Elfish.

 

Q: What is the best Christmas present in the world?

A: A broken drum – you just can’t beat it.

 

Q: What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?

A: Twerky!

 

Q: How do we know what Father Christmas has for dinner? 

A: He posts it on InSantagram.

 

I’ve been addicted to cold turkey for 2 years. I keep telling people I’m trying to quit cold turkey but nobody is taking me seriously.

 

Q: What do the royal family play at Christmas instead of musical chairs?

A: Game of Thrones.

 

Q: Why does Santa come down the chimney?

A: Because it soots him.

 

Q: How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?

A: Only one. After one present, it is not empty any more.

 

Q: How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day?

A: Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve!

 

Q: What’s black and white and red all over?

A: Santa after he fell down the chimney.

 

Q: What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

A: Jungle Bells, Jungle Bells

 

Q: What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

A: Jingle smells!

 

Q: Where did Mistletoe go to become famous?

A: “Holly” Wood!

 

Q: What’s the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?

A: A list of everything you want!

 

Now that you’ve got a list of jokes that are guaranteed to make the kid’s laugh on Christmas, go and find some Xmas present ideas guaranteed to make their christmas unforgettable.