Kids and Christmas go together like shrimps and a barbie. We already know kids love waking up on Christmas morning to their Christmas presents, treats and sweets, and the holidays. But there’s one more fun thing to add to make a kid’s Christmas even more fun—these funny Christmas jokes for kids.
The 22 Funniest Christmas Jokes For Kids
Q: What goes “oh, oh, oh”?
A: Santa walking backwards.
Q: What does one snowman say to the other?
A: Do you smell carrots?
Q: What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
A: Santa Pause.
Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water.
Q: What do you have in December that’s not in any other month?
A: The letter D.
Chris: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chrissy: What?
Chris: Chill out.
Q: What can you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
A: Tinselitus.
Q: What color Christmas candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?
A: Neither – candles always burn shorter.
Q: What do you call a greedy elf?
A: Elfish.
Q: What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A: A broken drum – you just can’t beat it.
Q: What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?
A: Twerky!
Q: How do we know what Father Christmas has for dinner?
A: He posts it on InSantagram.
I’ve been addicted to cold turkey for 2 years. I keep telling people I’m trying to quit cold turkey but nobody is taking me seriously.
Q: What do the royal family play at Christmas instead of musical chairs?
A: Game of Thrones.
Q: Why does Santa come down the chimney?
A: Because it soots him.
Q: How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?
A: Only one. After one present, it is not empty any more.
Q: How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day?
A: Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve!
Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: Santa after he fell down the chimney.
Q: What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
A: Jungle Bells, Jungle Bells
Q: What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
A: Jingle smells!
Q: Where did Mistletoe go to become famous?
A: “Holly” Wood!
Q: What’s the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?
A: A list of everything you want!
Now that you’ve got a list of jokes that are guaranteed to make the kid’s laugh on Christmas, go and find some Xmas present ideas guaranteed to make their christmas unforgettable.
