19 Awesome Gift Ideas for Funny Dads

When you’re young, you think your Dad is the funniest man on the planet – a clown comedian that has no equal. He makes fart sounds during dinner and purposefully puts his pants on backwards. Not to mention his endless Dad jokes like ‘Gotta love eBay… sold my homing pigeons four times this month’, and ‘Someone’s been stealing patrol dogs – police say they have several leads.’ As you get older, you find other people funny, but even still, you realise nobody has made you laugh as many times as your Dad. These Father’s Day gifts will show him how much you appreciate his sense of humour and all the laughs he’s given you.

NO. 1

Googly Stick On Eyes

$10.99

Stick on googly eyes to add a personality to inanimate objects. Fridges become hungry, bins become disgusted, and motorbikes become thrill seekers. If you buy your Dad these stickers for Father’s Day, your home will come alive.

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NO. 2

Smoking Donkey Cigarette Dispenser

$15.99

This ass dispenses cigarettes out of its arse. Simply load the donkey’s pack, press down on its ears, and a cigarette will come flying out its butt ready to smoke. If your Dad loves a durrie, this donkey will become his new best friend.

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NO. 3

Shopping Survival Chocolate Bar

$8.99

Funny Dads thrive on excitement and stimulating experiences – pretty much everything that shopping isn’t (at least to Dads!). If your Dad is forced into going shopping, this Shopping Survival Chocolate Bar is the only way he’ll manage to get through it. The sugar boost will fuel his funniness, so don’t be surprised when you see him in a clothing store asking a mannequin for assistance and complementing their smooth complexion.

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NO. 4

Spider-Man Apron

$18.99

Funny Dads know how to put on a show. This Spider-Man Apron will have your Dad swinging around the kitchen as he fights back the dreaded onion monster. If you buy this for Dad on Father’s Day, don’t be surprised when he starts bragging about his buff figure.
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NO. 5

Oral Pleasure Chocolate

$8.99

Dad loves receiving chocolate, it’s one of his favourite treats. But unfortunately he complains Mum doesn’t get it for him enough. This Father’s Day gift will give Dad the oral pleasure he’s been looking for. And there’s no need for Mum to get it!

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NO. 6

Girth Control Chocolate

$8.99

If your Dad is a jolly man, i.e. he’s too wide to go skinny dipping, this may be the ideal Father’s Day gift for him. Not everybody wants to lose weight, and this Girth Control Chocolate ensures that doesn’t happen. If Dad notices he’s slimming down, he can quickly reach for his Girth Control Chocolate.

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NO. 7

Smiley Poo Mug

$13.99

Who in their right mind would drink from a cup that looks like a smiling poop? Funny Dads of course. Their standard morning coffee (which now looks suspicious) becomes a chance to be silly. No doubt they’ll ask who let the dog indoors and to check your shoes.

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NO. 8

I Flunked Anger Management Mug

$19.99

Does your Dad do a good impression of the Hulk? This ‘I Flunked Anger Management’ Mug may be just his cup of tea. Instead of throwing a tantrum, he can pout his lips and walk around furiously clasping his mug. You’ll either sense his anger or laugh at him – either way a funny Dad sees that as a success.

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NO. 9

YOLO Juliet – Romeo And Juliet Through Texts

$14.99

You may have heard your Dad proclaim how he’s a modern day Romeo while your Mum rolled her eyes and says he lacks the Shakespearean language. That matters no more. This book, YOLO Juliet, translates the epic love story to texts so Dad can prove that his proclamations of love are just as worthy.

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NO. 10

How To Swear Around The World Book

$29.99

It’s probably a little rude for Dad to say S****, C***, or F***, but nobody will mind if he says “Himmeldonnerwetter”, “Gay kocken offen yom”, or “Jebiesz jeze”. This book will teach Dad swear words from around the world – Dad can be funny in any language. Btw, just in case anybody reading this has a rude mind – those first three swear words were shoot, crud, and fart.

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NO. 11

Cow Shower Cap

$14.99

There’s an old saying among farmers, “It’s good to handle the bad things in life with stoicism, like a cow standing in the rain”. With this Father’s Day gift, when your Dad has a rough day, he can put on his Cow Shower Cap and have a relaxing shower, practising the stoicism of a cow in the rain.

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NO. 12

Self-Adhesive Beard

$9.99

The best beard you can have is one you grow yourself. Naturally, there’s not always time to grow a beard two days before a costume party or when a Dad gets the sudden fatherly urge to try to embarrass his kids. This Self-Adhesive Beard will mean Dad’s always only seconds away from sporting a tidy beard.

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NO. 13

Desktop Emojifier – When Words Just Aren’t Enough

$17.99

Funny Dads don’t only rely on their words to make you laugh, they have an array of silly faces to elicit a giggle – much like emoji’s have smiley faces, laughing faces, and of course a poop face. Sure, funny Dads are all about fun, but sometimes they have to be serious. When your Dad is sitting at his desk working hard, he can use this Desktop Emojifier to humour passers by, all without disrupting his very serious work.
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NO. 14

Office Desk Status Bar – Make Your Thoughts Known

$19.99

Funny Dads dominate Facebook with their one-liners, such as ‘I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice’, or ‘I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font’. When they’re at work without Facebook, they can’t express their hilarious one-liners to their coworkers. Until now. This Office Desk Status Bar lets Dad use his own handwritten font to share his ideas from his desk. It’s Facebook, but in person.

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NO. 15

Fifty Sheds Of Grey

$19.99

Mums around the world loved 50 Shades of Grey, while Dads retreated to their sheds in escape. This book gets down and dirty with the sheds that men love so much. It takes a deeper look at 50 intimate moments between a man and his shed.
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NO. 16

Farting Man Digital Alarm Clock

$24.99

This Farting Man Digital Alarm Clock will get Dad out of bed faster than a dutch oven. Instead of the shrill sounds of a normal alarm, your Dad can be woken up by the trumpeting gassy song of a well-timed fart. If your Dad rates toilet humour up there with Shakespeare’s finest works, this is the Father’s Day gift for him.

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NO. 17

I Doughnut Give A Sh*t – Emoji Coffee Mug

$12.99

A funny Dad would never go as far as saying he ‘Doesn’t give a Sh*t’… but he will he happy to symbolise it on his morning cup of coffee mug. You can’t blame him, nobody else gives much of a s*** the first thing in the morning… and they’ll chuckle in agreement when they see his I Doughnut Give A Sh*t – Emoji Coffee Mug.

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NO. 18

Coffee Makes Me Poop! Large Coffee Mug

$15.99

Funny Dads often state what’s true but shouldn’t be said out loud… such as ‘Coffee Makes Me Poop!’. Many adults love their morning coffee, simply because of the accompanying effect. This coffee mug is sure to get a laugh from anyone that can relate, which tells you their morning routine. Too Much Information? Not for Funny Dads.

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NO. 19

WTF: Why Parents Should Never Text

$9.99

How many times has your Dad embarrassed you with silly text messages? If it’s over 50, you have a funny Dad. In his eyes at least. This book, WTF: Why Parents Should Never Text, shows the absolute worst texts from Dads… which will either highlight his awkwardness or encourage him further – the risk is yours.

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