When youâre young, you think your Dad is the funniest man on the planet – a clown comedian that has no equal. He makes fart sounds during dinner and purposefully puts his pants on backwards. Not to mention his endless Dad jokes like âGotta love eBay… sold my homing pigeons four times this monthâ, and âSomeoneâs been stealing patrol dogs – police say they have several leads.â As you get older, you find other people funny, but even still, you realise nobody has made you laugh as many times as your Dad. These Fatherâs Day gifts will show him how much you appreciate his sense of humour and all the laughs heâs given you.
Googly Stick On Eyes
Stick on googly eyes to add a personality to inanimate objects. Fridges become hungry, bins become disgusted, and motorbikes become thrill seekers. If you buy your Dad these stickers for Fatherâs Day, your home will come alive.
Smoking Donkey Cigarette Dispenser
This ass dispenses cigarettes out of its arse. Simply load the donkeyâs pack, press down on its ears, and a cigarette will come flying out its butt ready to smoke. If your Dad loves a durrie, this donkey will become his new best friend.
Shopping Survival Chocolate Bar
Funny Dads thrive on excitement and stimulating experiences – pretty much everything that shopping isnât (at least to Dads!). If your Dad is forced into going shopping, this Shopping Survival Chocolate Bar is the only way heâll manage to get through it. The sugar boost will fuel his funniness, so donât be surprised when you see him in a clothing store asking a mannequin for assistance and complementing their smooth complexion.
Funny Dads know how to put on a show. This Spider-Man Apron will have your Dad swinging around the kitchen as he fights back the dreaded onion monster. If you buy this for Dad on Fatherâs Day, donât be surprised when he starts bragging about his buff figure.
Oral Pleasure Chocolate
Dad loves receiving chocolate, itâs one of his favourite treats. But unfortunately he complains Mum doesnât get it for him enough. This Fatherâs Day gift will give Dad the oral pleasure heâs been looking for. And thereâs no need for Mum to get it!
Girth Control Chocolate
If your Dad is a jolly man, i.e. heâs too wide to go skinny dipping, this may be the ideal Fatherâs Day gift for him. Not everybody wants to lose weight, and this Girth Control Chocolate ensures that doesnât happen. If Dad notices heâs slimming down, he can quickly reach for his Girth Control Chocolate.
Smiley Poo Mug
Who in their right mind would drink from a cup that looks like a smiling poop? Funny Dads of course. Their standard morning coffee (which now looks suspicious) becomes a chance to be silly. No doubt theyâll ask who let the dog indoors and to check your shoes.
I Flunked Anger Management Mug
Does your Dad do a good impression of the Hulk? This âI Flunked Anger Managementâ Mug may be just his cup of tea. Instead of throwing a tantrum, he can pout his lips and walk around furiously clasping his mug. Youâll either sense his anger or laugh at him – either way a funny Dad sees that as a success.
YOLO Juliet – Romeo And JulietÂ Through Texts
You may have heard your Dad proclaim how heâs a modern day Romeo while your Mum rolled her eyes and says he lacks the Shakespearean language. That matters no more. This book, YOLO Juliet, translates the epic love story to texts so Dad can prove that his proclamations of love are just as worthy.
How To Swear Around The WorldÂ Book
Itâs probably a little rude for Dad to say S****, C***, or F***, but nobody will mind if he says âHimmeldonnerwetterâ, âGay kocken offen yomâ, or âJebiesz jezeâ. This book will teach Dad swear words from around the world – Dad can be funny in any language. Btw, just in case anybody reading this has a rude mind – those first three swear words were shoot, crud, and fart.
Cow Shower Cap
Thereâs an old saying among farmers, âItâs good to handle the bad things in life with stoicism, like a cow standing in the rainâ. With this Fatherâs Day gift, when your Dad has a rough day, he can put on his Cow Shower Cap and have a relaxing shower, practising the stoicism of a cow in the rain.
The best beard you can have is one you grow yourself. Naturally, thereâs not always time to grow a beard two days before a costume party or when a Dad gets the sudden fatherly urge to try to embarrass his kids. This Self-Adhesive Beard will mean Dadâs always only seconds away from sporting a tidy beard.
Desktop Emojifier – When WordsÂ Just Arenât Enough
Funny Dads donât only rely on their words to make you laugh, they have an array of silly faces to elicit a giggle – much like emojiâs have smiley faces, laughing faces, and of course a poop face. Sure, funny Dads are all about fun, but sometimes they have to be serious. When your Dad is sitting at his desk working hard, he can use this Desktop Emojifier to humour passers by, all without disrupting his very serious work.
Office Desk Status Bar – Make Your Thoughts Known
Funny Dads dominate Facebook with their one-liners, such as âI always learn from the mistake of others who take my adviceâ, or âI donât have a bad handwriting, I have my own fontâ. When theyâre at work without Facebook, they canât express their hilarious one-liners to their coworkers. Until now. This Office Desk Status Bar lets Dad use his own handwritten font to share his ideas from his desk. Itâs Facebook, but in person.
Fifty Sheds Of Grey
Mums around the world loved 50 Shades of Grey, while Dads retreated to their sheds in escape. This book gets down and dirty with the sheds that men love so much. It takes a deeper look at 50 intimate moments between a man and his shed.
Farting Man Digital Alarm Clock
This Farting Man Digital Alarm Clock will get Dad out of bed faster than a dutch oven. Instead of the shrill sounds of a normal alarm, your Dad can be woken up by the trumpeting gassy song of a well-timed fart. If your Dad rates toilet humour up there with Shakespeare’s finest works, this is the Fatherâs Day gift for him.
I Doughnut Give A Sh*t – EmojiÂ Coffee Mug
A funny Dad would never go as far as saying he âDoesnât give a Sh*tâ… but he will he happy to symbolise it on his morning cup of coffee mug. You canât blame him, nobody else gives much of a s*** the first thing in the morningâ¦ and theyâll chuckle in agreement when they see his I Doughnut Give A Sh*t – Emoji Coffee Mug.
Coffee Makes Me Poop! Large CoffeeÂ Mug
Funny Dads often state whatâs true but shouldnât be said out loudâ¦ such as âCoffee Makes Me Poop!â. Many adults love their morning coffee, simply because of the accompanying effect. This coffee mug is sure to get a laugh from anyone that can relate, which tells you their morning routine. Too Much Information? Not for Funny Dads.
WTF: Why Parents Should NeverÂ Text
How many times has your Dad embarrassed you with silly text messages? If itâs over 50, you have a funny Dad. In his eyes at least. This book, WTF: Why Parents Should Never Text, shows the absolute worst texts from Dadsâ¦ which will either highlight his awkwardness or encourage him further – the risk is yours.