When you’re young, you think your Dad is the funniest man on the planet – a clown comedian that has no equal. He makes fart sounds during dinner and purposefully puts his pants on backwards. Not to mention his endless Dad jokes like ‘Gotta love eBay… sold my homing pigeons four times this month’, and ‘Someone’s been stealing patrol dogs – police say they have several leads.’ As you get older, you find other people funny, but even still, you realise nobody has made you laugh as many times as your Dad. These Father’s Day gifts will show him how much you appreciate his sense of humour and all the laughs he’s given you.
OFFICIAL BORAT MANKINI SWIMSUIT
However funny your Dad is… he’ll certainly be funny looking when he puts on this mankini. It’s the classic swimsuit from the film Borat, so don’t expect your Dad to wear it without giving you his best Borat impression.
Shopping Survival Chocolate Bar
Funny Dads thrive on excitement and stimulating experiences – pretty much everything that shopping isn’t (at least to Dads!). If your Dad is forced into going shopping, this Shopping Survival Chocolate Bar is the only way he’ll manage to get through it.
Oral Pleasure Chocolate
Dad loves receiving chocolate, it’s one of his favourite treats. But unfortunately he complains Mum doesn’t get it for him enough. This Father’s Day gift will give Dad the oral pleasure he’s been looking for. And there’s no need for Mum to get it!
Girth Control Chocolate
If your Dad is a jolly man, i.e. he’s too wide to go skinny dipping, this may be the ideal Father’s Day gift for him. Not everybody wants to lose weight, and this Girth Control Chocolate ensures that doesn’t happen. If Dad notices he’s slimming down, he can quickly reach for his Girth Control Chocolate.
Smiley Poo Mug
Who in their right mind would drink from a cup that looks like a smiling poop? Funny Dads of course. Their standard morning coffee (which now looks suspicious) becomes a chance to be silly. No doubt they’ll ask who let the dog indoors and to check your shoes.
I Flunked Anger Management Mug
Does your Dad do a good impression of the Hulk? This ‘I Flunked Anger Management’ Mug may be just his cup of tea. Instead of throwing a tantrum, he can pout his lips and walk around furiously clasping his mug. You’ll either sense his anger or laugh at him – either way a funny Dad sees that as a success.
YOLO Juliet – Romeo And Juliet Through Texts
You may have heard your Dad proclaim how he’s a modern day Romeo while your Mum rolled her eyes and says he lacks the Shakespearean language. That matters no more. This book, YOLO Juliet, translates the epic love story to texts so Dad can prove that his proclamations of love are just as worthy.
TOW NUTZ TOW BAR ACCESSORY
These Tow Nutz will make your Dad’s car look hilarious. While they’re usually placed on big utes and 4WDs, it will look even funnier on a small Toyota Corolla. Whatever his car, these Tow Nutz will look hilarious.
WIND-UP HIGH FIVE
This Wind-Up High Five is perfect for funny Dads. Or rather, for Dads who think they’re hilarious. When nobody laughs at their lame Dad joke, they can simply wind up this bad-boy and receive a big high-five instead.
The best beard you can have is one you grow yourself. Naturally, there’s not always time to grow a beard two days before a costume party or when a Dad gets the sudden fatherly urge to try to embarrass his kids. This Self-Adhesive Beard will mean Dad’s always only seconds away from sporting a tidy beard.
Desktop Emojifier – When Words Just Aren’t Enough
SLIDE TO UNLOCK MEGA MAGNET
When your Dad attaches this magnet to his car, he’ll be getting laughs everywhere he drives. When he stops in traffic he’ll get a giggle. On the freeway he’ll get a laugh. What better gift is there for a funny Dad than that?
WHAT THE F#CK SHOULD I DRINK?
This book is a hilarious choose-your-own-adventure style cocktail book with easy drink recipes and hilarious commentary. It’s perfect for funny Dads who want a night filled with drinks and fun.
INSULTS & COMEBACKS FOR ALL OCCASIONS BOOK
I Doughnut Give A Sh*t – Emoji Coffee Mug
A funny Dad would never go as far as saying he ‘Doesn’t give a Sh*t’… but he will he happy to symbolise it on his morning cup of coffee mug. You can’t blame him, nobody else gives much of a s*** the first thing in the morning, and they’ll chuckle in agreement when they see his I Doughnut Give A Sh*t – Emoji Coffee Mug.
Coffee Makes Me Poop! Large Coffee Mug
Funny Dads often state what’s true but shouldn’t be said out loud, such as ‘Coffee Makes Me Poop!’. Many adults love their morning coffee, simply because of the accompanying effect. This coffee mug is sure to get a laugh from anyone that can relate, which tells you their morning routine. Too Much Information? Not for Funny Dads.
RIDLEY’S CLASSIC JOKES PRANKS KIT
This prank kit is perfect for funny Dads. It has a whole buch of jokes they can play on unsuspecting family members… such as yourself. Each pack includes: snapping chewing gum, nail through finger, Squirting Ring and Insect in ice. It’s sure to provide fun for the whole family.